Don't Call Me Champion Crewneck Hoodie

$80.00

DON’T CALL ME" CREWNECK HOODIE ☎️🚫
Here's some advice: Hang up and have a GÜDE day

You ever argue with someone and halfway through realize they don’t even deserve your energy? Yeah, this one’s for you.

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a mindset. A reminder that your peace is priceless, and the best response to drama? A dial tone.

THE DESIGN:
🔘 Front:

Small, clean “DON’T CALL ME.” embroidery on the chest—subtle but undeniable.
Think vintage phone call aesthetic—tiny ‘missed call’ icon underneath.
📞 Back:

Bold statement: "HANG UP ON THAT B*TCH AND HAVE A GÜDE DAY."
Distressed, bold font—like it’s been stamped with authority.
Graphic of a hand hanging up an old-school rotary phone, emphasizing "I’m done with the nonsense."
🎨 COLORWAYS:

Jet Black + White Print – Clean, classic, timeless.

💡 EXTRA DETAILS:
Heavyweight, premium feel.
🔥 WHO’S THIS FOR?

The unbothered who don’t argue—they just hang up.
The ones who know letting go is the ultimate flex.
Anyone who’s ever wasted their time on a clown and swore NEVER again

☎️ Pick up peace. Decline drama. This hoodie’s the official uniform for choosing yourself.

🚨 Limited edition. Don’t miss the call.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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DON’T CALL ME" CREWNECK HOODIE ☎️🚫
Here's some advice: Hang up and have a GÜDE day

You ever argue with someone and halfway through realize they don’t even deserve your energy? Yeah, this one’s for you.

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a mindset. A reminder that your peace is priceless, and the best response to drama? A dial tone.

THE DESIGN:
🔘 Front:

Small, clean “DON’T CALL ME.” embroidery on the chest—subtle but undeniable.
Think vintage phone call aesthetic—tiny ‘missed call’ icon underneath.
📞 Back:

Bold statement: "HANG UP ON THAT B*TCH AND HAVE A GÜDE DAY."
Distressed, bold font—like it’s been stamped with authority.
Graphic of a hand hanging up an old-school rotary phone, emphasizing "I’m done with the nonsense."
🎨 COLORWAYS:

Jet Black + White Print – Clean, classic, timeless.

💡 EXTRA DETAILS:
Heavyweight, premium feel.
🔥 WHO’S THIS FOR?

The unbothered who don’t argue—they just hang up.
The ones who know letting go is the ultimate flex.
Anyone who’s ever wasted their time on a clown and swore NEVER again

☎️ Pick up peace. Decline drama. This hoodie’s the official uniform for choosing yourself.

🚨 Limited edition. Don’t miss the call.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!